“Oh my gosh, I haven’t seen you in years! How are you?” “Meg!” She immediately jumps up and pulls me into a warm hug. I place my order and saunter over to my friend. I just wish I didn’t have to speak to her arrogant ass of a brother in the process. She and Natalie and I were good friends in college, so I will absolutely go say hi. I glance to my right, and sitting right in the middle of the tiny restaurant is none other than my college buddy, Jules, and her brother, Will Motherfucking Montgomery. All I’m asking for is a couple of hours they don’t have to spend the night for Pete’s sake. I thought celebrities got off on photo ops like this. I am a nurse at Seattle Children’s Hospital, and my teenagers would love nothing more than to meet their sports heroes. I stand in the back of the line and contemplate the latest in a long line of rejection letters from the professional football team. I clear the email from my phone screen and throw it in my handbag, climb out of my car and head into Red Mill Burgers, my favorite place to indulge in a big, juicy burger and fries. This makes the fifth rejection from the elusive Will Montgomery in the past two years. Public Relations, Seattle Football Organization Montgomery is unable to fulfill every request. Our organization receives thousands of similar requests each year, and unfortunately, Mr. Thank you for your inquiry regarding Will Montgomery and the rest of the team appearing at your hospital.
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